Kelly: Billy, did you take a shower?
Billy: What! Is there one missing?
How do bees get to school?
By school buzz!
What wobbles when it flies?
A jelly copter!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What did the lunch lady say to Luke skywalker at lunch?
Use the fork Luke.
What are waiters good at in tennis?
Serving!
