Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his Quarter back!
What did the marble say to the slate?
Don’t take me for Granite
Where do a onelegged dude work?
ihop!
What is red ,white,and black all over?
A penguin dressed as santa!
Why did the bird fly south ?
Because it was too far to walk!
Frog parking here…
All others will be toad!
