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From Ben, age 12, The Netherlands

An Airplane chrases on the point between The Netherlands, Belgium and Luxemburg. Where are the survivors buried?

You dont bury survivours!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Abi, age 9, Croyden

How do you get pikachu on a bus?

Poke’m’on!
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Filed Under: Christmas

From BRADYEN, age 6, ENGLAND

Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?

Because they can’t get the wrapper off
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Filed Under: Penguin

From Koen, age 7, Connecticut

Why was 9 scared of 7?

7 ate 9.
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Filed Under: Math

From Alliecat, age 13, Virginia, USA

What do you get when you cross a caterpillar with a parrot?

A walkie talkie
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Filed Under: What Did?

From Cody, age 14, League City Texas

Knock Knock.
Who’s there
Aren’t cha
Aren’t cha who

Aren’t cha suppost to get back to work
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

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