Why couldn’t the computer close his Windows?
He had 2000 of them!
Why does too much trigonometary make you sick?
You can catch sin flu!
Why was it really hot afer the baseball game?
All the fans left!
What do you call a bear without teeth?
A Gummy Bear!
How does a cow do math?
A cow-culator
There was two eggs in a pan one egg said to the other “I don’t like it in here its to hot” The other egg replied….
“It’s worse when you get out they bash your head in”
