What is green and flies?
Superpickle
Why did the turtle cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off!
What do you call a kitten without an eye?
A ktten!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To save the world!
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo jeans!
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance party?
Because he had no body to dance with!
