Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What did the lunch lady say to Luke skywalker at lunch?
Use the fork Luke.
What are waiters good at in tennis?
Serving!
What’s black, white, black, white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down the hill
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was across the road!
What did the zero say to the eight?
Hi guys!
