Why does Santa give all the bad boys and girls coal?
Cause oil is too expensive!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his Quarter back!
What did the marble say to the slate?
Don’t take me for Granite
Where do a onelegged dude work?
ihop!
What is red ,white,and black all over?
A penguin dressed as santa!
Why did the bird fly south ?
Because it was too far to walk!
