Frog parking here…
All others will be toad!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot!
Why didn’t the skeleton ride the roller coaster
Because he didn’t’ have the guts
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Old lady.
Oldlady whoooo?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
A panda goes to a restaurant and orders bamboo, after the meal, the panda shoots his waiter then leaves. Later the police catch up to the panda and asked him why he shot her, the panda simply answers; look me up in the dictionary. The police look up “panda” in the dictionary and it said,….
PANDA: Eats bamboo shoots and leaves.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had NO-BODY to go with
