What do race horses eat?
Fast food!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yoohoo
Yoohoo who?
Yummmm I want a yoohoo!
What did the dog yell when he saw pieces of a fallen tree?
Bark!Bark!
What is green and flies?
Superpickle
Why did the turtle cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off!
What do you call a kitten without an eye?
A ktten!
