Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chickens day off!
What does a cat on the beach have to do with Christmas?
Sandy-claws!
What did the Christmas tree say to the lights?
You burn me up!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill ?
Because it ran out of juice!!
What kind of dog plays football?
A golden receiver
WHY DID THE DOG CHASE HIS TAIL?
TO MAKE ENDS MEAT!
