Why did the farmer milk the cow while sitting on a three legged stool?
Because the cow had the udder!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look I am changing.
How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Pee on.
Pee on who?
Wyy would you pee on somone?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interr……
Moooooooooo!
Moooooooooo!
Why was the raccoon black and white?
So it can impress a zebra!
