Why did the chicken deliver the present?
Santa was at the spa!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chickens day off!
What does a cat on the beach have to do with Christmas?
Sandy-claws!
What did the Christmas tree say to the lights?
You burn me up!
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill ?
Because it ran out of juice!!
