What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boo jeans!
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance party?
Because he had no body to dance with!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Isabel
Isabel who?
Isabel working? Cause I had to knock!
An Airplane chrases on the point between The Netherlands, Belgium and Luxemburg. Where are the survivors buried?
You dont bury survivours!
