Where do a onelegged dude work?
ihop!
What is red ,white,and black all over?
A penguin dressed as santa!
Why did the bird fly south ?
Because it was too far to walk!
Frog parking here…
All others will be toad!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot!
Why didn’t the skeleton ride the roller coaster
Because he didn’t’ have the guts
