What is a state soda?
MinneSODA!
What does Tinkerbell use to cook with?
A Peter pan!
Knock, knock!
Who`s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
Why did the chicken deliver the present?
Santa was at the spa!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chickens day off!
