Why did the boy eat his computer?
Because it was an Apple!
Why couldn’t the girl find her pony tail?
She wasn’t near a stable!
What do you call a bird with no feet?
A fly!
What did Delaware to the dance?
Idaho, Alaska!
What’s black when you buy it, red when you use it, and grey when you throw it away?
Coal!
What should you do when it rains cats and dogs?
Be careful not to step on a poodle!
