What did the bunny say to the girl?
Don’t be sad; be hoppy!
What did Dracula say to the vampire?
I want my mummy!
Joe has 5 apples. Ellie takes 3 from him. What do you have?
A Fight!
A sad pony came to see me. He thought he couldn’t sing.
I said: “Don’t worry! You’re just a little hoarse!”
Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off!
Why did the class clown bring her lap top to school?
She wanted to give her teacher an apple!
