How did the rocket lose its job??
It got FIRED!!!
What do you get when you cross a fish and a elephant?
Swimming trunks!
Why was the note book weeping?
Becuase it’s pages kept tearing.
What is 67 + 35 + 99 + 136 + 84
A headache!
A bear walks into a bar and says:
“I’ll take a beer…………….. and some peanuts.”
The bartender replies:
“OK, but why the BIG PAWS?”
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees!
