Why was Chewbacca so good at baseball?
He was “wookie” of the year.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A frost-bite.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Cause he wanted to!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because she had a bright class!
What did the girl do after she drank 8 sodas?
She burped 7UP!
