A sad pony came to see me. He thought he couldn’t sing.
I said: “Don’t worry! You’re just a little hoarse!”
Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off!
Why did the class clown bring her lap top to school?
She wanted to give her teacher an apple!
What kind of music do mummies like?
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What did the Microbiologist eat for lunch?
Micro-oni and cheese!
What is the one room a ghost can’t go into?
The living room!
