A bear walks into a bar and says:
“I’ll take a beer…………….. and some peanuts.”
The bartender replies:
“OK, but why the BIG PAWS?”
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
Because it was over 90 degrees!
Why was Chewbacca so good at baseball?
He was “wookie” of the year.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A frost-bite.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Cause he wanted to!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
