Why did the zombie go crazy?
Because he lost his mind!
What kind of ride do ghosts like?
The rollerghoster!
What do you call a kid that is bouncing off the walls?
Wallnuts!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
Teacher: Billy, if you have 50 cents, and you asked your dad for 50 cents more, how much money would you have?
Billy: 50 cents
Teacher: You don’t know how to add!
So Billy said…
You don’t know my dad!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts to do it!
