Why didn’t the diaper cross the road?
Because he was too pooped!
A prince went to school. The teacher said to bring a ruler. What did he bring?
The king!
Where does a sick boat go?
To the Doc!
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had a dino-sore!
Why did the jelly baby want to go to school?
Because he wanted to be a smartie!
How did the rocket lose its job??
It got FIRED!!!
