Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had NO-BODY to go with
What is a pirate’s favorite restaurant?
Arrrby’s
Why Did They Let The Turkey Join The Band ? ….
Because it has drumsticks !
Sarah:Deck the halls with bowls of jelly!
Emma: What?
Emma: That’s not right!
Sarah: That is why I didn’t get picked for chores!
What is a state soda?
MinneSODA!
What does Tinkerbell use to cook with?
A Peter pan!
