Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had a dino-sore!
Why did the jelly baby want to go to school?
Because he wanted to be a smartie!
How did the rocket lose its job??
It got FIRED!!!
What do you get when you cross a fish and a elephant?
Swimming trunks!
What is 67 + 35 + 99 + 136 + 84
A headache!
A bear walks into a bar and says:
“I’ll take a beer…………….. and some peanuts.”
The bartender replies:
“OK, but why the BIG PAWS?”