What did the Microbiologist eat for lunch?
Micro-oni and cheese!
What is the one room a ghost can’t go into?
The living room!
Why didn’t the diaper cross the road?
Because he was too pooped!
A prince went to school. The teacher said to bring a ruler. What did he bring?
The king!
Where does a sick boat go?
To the Doc!
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
He had a dino-sore!
