Why did the elephant cross the road?
Cause he wanted to!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because she had a bright class!
What did the girl do after she drank 8 sodas?
She burped 7UP!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Statue.
Statue who?
Statue bro?
Why do leopards hate hide and seek ?
They always get spotted!
