What does a ghost call bubble gum?
BOOble gum!
What rings but doesn`t have bells?
Telephone!
Imagine you are on a boat surrounded by sharks, how do you escape?
STOP IMAGINING YOU ARE ON A BOAT!
What do you call a pig who knows kung fu?
Pork chop!
What do you call male cows?
Cowboy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
