What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
Who runs faster? Hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch a cold!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why did the girl go out with the mushroom?
He was a fungi!
Why did the store close at 2 o’clock?
Because it was twos-day!
Why is grass so sharp?
Because it has blades!
