What do you get when you cross a caterpillar with a parrot?
A walkie talkie
Knock Knock.
Who’s there
Aren’t cha
Aren’t cha who
Aren’t cha suppost to get back to work
Why does Santa give all the bad boys and girls coal?
Cause oil is too expensive!
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his Quarter back!
What did the marble say to the slate?
Don’t take me for Granite
Where do a onelegged dude work?
ihop!
