What did the ham say to the turkey?
YOU’RE LOOKING MEATY FINE TODAY!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Knife.
Knife who?
Knife to meet you!
What do you call a yellow, blue, red and green thing that has 4 legs?
I don’t know but I can see one on your shoulder !
Guess what?
Chicken butt!
Where do you find a one legged horse?
Where you left it.
How does a vampire like his food served?
In bite-sized pieces!
