What is a scientist’s favourite food?
Smarties!
Three male dogs are fighting about a female poodle. A golden retriever, a bulldog, and a chihuahua. The poodle says “Whoever can think of the best sentence using the words liver and cheese can go out with me.”
The golden retriever says, “I love liver and cheese”.
“That’s not original.”
The bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.”
“That’s pathetic.”
And the chihuahua says, “Liver alone, cheese mine!” (Leave her alone, she’s mine).
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she always runs away from the ball!
What do you get when you grill a Barbie?
A Barbieque!
A termite walks into a bar. What does he ask?
Is the bar tender here?
What do you get if you put a web on a computer ?
A website!
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