What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah?
Great, new underwear!
Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
Owl,
Owl who?
That’s right owls Hooooo!
Where do pirates like to go shopping?
Arrrrrrgos!
What kind of music do aluminum cans play?
Heavy Metal!
What do you get if you sit under a cow?
A pat on the head!
Who runs faster? Hot or cold?
Hot. Everyone can catch a cold!
