What do elephants do when they stub their toe?
Call a toe truck!
What did Obi-wan-kenobi say to Luke Skywalker at lunch?
Use the fork, Luke.
Why didn’t cookies marry milk?
Because he was spoiled!
Adult: You are getting on my last nerve!
Child: What happened to the other nerves?
What does a dog eat for breakfast?
A puptart!
What did the Teddy bear say when they served dessert?
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!”
