Imagine you are on a boat surrounded by sharks, how do you escape?
STOP IMAGINING YOU ARE ON A BOAT!
What do you call a pig who knows kung fu?
Pork chop!
What do you call male cows?
Cowboy!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
What do you call a fairy that hasn’t taken a bath?
Stinkerbell!
What did 0(zero) say to 8(eight)?
Hey, nice belt….
