What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel,a poodle and a rooster?
Cockapoodledoo.
What did one ghost give to the other ghost on Valentines Day?
A BOO-quet!
WHY IS THE NOTEBOOK ALWAYS CRYING?
Because it has lots of problems!
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah?
Great, new underwear!
Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
Owl,
Owl who?
That’s right owls Hooooo!
Where do pirates like to go shopping?
Arrrrrrgos!
