What did one ghost give to the other ghost on Valentines Day?
A BOO-quet!
WHY IS THE NOTEBOOK ALWAYS CRYING?
Because it has lots of problems!
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah?
Great, new underwear!
Knock Knock,
Who’s there?
Owl,
Owl who?
That’s right owls Hooooo!
Where do pirates like to go shopping?
Arrrrrrgos!
What kind of music do aluminum cans play?
Heavy Metal!
