Where do you find a one legged horse?
Where you left it.
How does a vampire like his food served?
In bite-sized pieces!
Who brings gifts for cats?
Santa Claws!!!!!
What has more lives than a cat?
A frog; it croaks every day!
Why are the violin and chicken the same?
They have neck,body and they both get plucked!
Why did the child eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
