Mom: Why did the chickens stop laying eggs?
Son: They got laid off!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Isaac, age 10, San Diego, California
Mom: Why did the chickens stop laying eggs?
From Dana, age 8, Cleveland, Ohio
Why did the kid cross the playground?
From NIROOPA, age 13, GUYANA SOUTH AMERICA
What do elephants do when they stub their toe?
From Polly, USA
What did Obi-wan-kenobi say to Luke Skywalker at lunch?
From Jorden, age 9, Georgia
Why didn’t cookies marry milk?
From Duecestwice, a reader, Richmond Va
Adult: You are getting on my last nerve!
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