How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Hey what was that loud noise?
My jacket fell on the floor.
Why did your jacket make such a loud noise?
Because I was in it when it fell!:)
How many cats does it take to drink a hundred gallons of milk?
A meow-sand!
Why did the skeleton go to Spur?
To get some spare ribs!!
What’s black and white with wheels?
A giant panda on roller skates!
Who is the best guitar player at the North Pole?
The North Star!
