Why did the class clown bring her lap top to school?
She wanted to give her teacher an apple!
What kind of music do mummies like?
Wrap
What did the Microbiologist eat for lunch?
Micro-oni and cheese!
What is the one room a ghost can’t go into?
The living room!
Why didn’t the diaper cross the road?
Because he was too pooped!
A prince went to school. The teacher said to bring a ruler. What did he bring?
The king!
