What does a dog eat for breakfast?
A puptart!
What did the Teddy bear say when they served dessert?
“No thanks, I’m stuffed!”
What did the zombie say when he was in the wrestling match?
Do ya wanna piece of me?!?
What do they call a car that gets arrested?
A cariminal!
What do farmers give on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and Kisses!
Why did the cow cross the road?
He had to keep moo-ving
