“My nan’s favourite music is hip hop.” Fiona said to Gaila.
“Why?” asked Gaila.
“Because her hip is crippled and it makes her hop!” replied Fiona.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go to the party!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
My Pleasure
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Hey what was that loud noise?
My jacket fell on the floor.
Why did your jacket make such a loud noise?
Because I was in it when it fell!:)
How many cats does it take to drink a hundred gallons of milk?
A meow-sand!
