What did King Tut say when he was afraid of the Sphynx?
I want my Mummy!
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavy!
Where do skeletons like to swim?
in THE DEAD SEA!
Why is the salad embarrassed?
He saw the salad dressing!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor let me in or I’ll break the door down!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long march!
