What lies on its back a million feet in the air?
A millipede
What did Tenna see?
The same thing that Arken saw!
What do you call an elephant with bananas in its ears?
Anything you like; it can’t hear you!
What does the green grape say to the purple grape?
Get some air, grape!
Why did the carrot blush?
Because he saw the salad dressing!!!
If you go in the bathroom and you’re American and you come out of the bathroom and you’re American. what are you when you’re in the bathroom?
You’re Russian and European!
