Why did the store close at 2 o’clock?
Because it was twos-day!
Why is grass so sharp?
Because it has blades!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Knife.
Knife who?
Knife to meet you!
Guess what?
Chicken butt!
Where do you find a one legged horse?
Where you left it.
How does a vampire like his food served?
In bite-sized pieces!
