What do you call a cylinder after you graduated from school?
A graduated cylinder.
A doctor always heads to a restaurant after working, which is usually around 5PM. He always orders a hazelnut daiquiri before heading home. The waiters and waitresses always prepare the drink ahead of time because they always know the doctor will show up. One night a waiter noticed that there were no more hazelnuts left. Instead, he whipped up a hickory drink instead of a hazelnut one. The doctor soon arrived, sat down and took a sip from the glass. “What is this?!” He inquired. What did the waiter reply?
“It’s a hickory daiquiri doc!”
Do you want to here a construction joke ?
Well, I’m still working on it !!!
Where do sick wasps go when they’re ill?
The waspital!
What is black and white and red all over?
A sun burnt penguin!
What is a cat’s favorite thing about fashion?
The catwalk!
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