What do you get when you cross a dog and a giraffe?
An animal that barks at planes!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
Why was the tomato blushing?
It saw the salad dressing!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a rash!
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud then cross again?
Because she was a dirty double crosser!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don’t get too excited we are not at the theme park yet!
