What did the zombie say when he was in the wrestling match?
Do ya wanna piece of me?!?
What do they call a car that gets arrested?
A cariminal!
What do farmers give on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and Kisses!
Why did the cow cross the road?
He had to keep moo-ving
What is the difference between a newspaper and a TV?
Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
Teacher: Can you count to 10?
Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Teacher: Now go on from there.
Fred: Jack, Queen, King
