What’s black and white and has wheels?
A Giant Panda on rollerskates!
Olivia : Vet Vet I think my dog’s blind !
Vet : I guess I’m gonna have to put him down.
Olivia : Why ?
’cause he’s too heavy!
What did the snake say to the noisy children at the library?
SSSSSSSS!
Why did the bee get married?
Because it found its honey!
What do you call a dog’s kiss?
A pooch smooch!
Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Plywood.
Plywood who?
Plywood if I were you.
