Why did the spider cross the road?
To find another website.
What do you call a sheep with no head, no legs and no tail?
A cloud!
“My nan’s favourite music is hip hop.” Fiona said to Gaila.
“Why?” asked Gaila.
“Because her hip is crippled and it makes her hop!” replied Fiona.
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go to the party!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
My Pleasure
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
