What do you call a midget therapist?
A shrink!
What did the wood say to the man?
I wooden go there
What did batman’s mum say when she wanted him to come in for dinner?
Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!
What did one cat say to the other?
check meOwt
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!
Why was the pizza crying?
It didn’t have pepperoni!
