What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor!
Why don’t bulls make good sales men?
Because they charge too much!
How does a pen know how to start working when you are about to throw it away?
Because it has an ink-ling something is going to happen!
What does a computer do at the beach?
Put on screensaver and surf the net!
Why did the bird quit the football game?
Because it was chicken.
Why did did the motorcycle fall asleep?
Because he was two tired!
