Hey what was that loud noise?
My jacket fell on the floor.
Why did your jacket make such a loud noise?
Because I was in it when it fell!:)
How many cats does it take to drink a hundred gallons of milk?
A meow-sand!
Why did the skeleton go to Spur?
To get some spare ribs!!
What’s black and white with wheels?
A giant panda on roller skates!
Who is the best guitar player at the North Pole?
The North Star!
Why did the baseball player bring his bat to the library?
Because his teacher told him to hit the books!
