A nurse walks in an exam room and says “Doctor,doctor there’s an invisible patient in the room. What do you think?” The docter replies:
“Tell the man I can’t see him!”
What is an alligator’s favorite drink?
Gatorade
Knock,knock.
(WHO’S THERE?)
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shell be coming round the mountain when she comes!
Are you on the phone?
You better get off of it!
What do you call a cat who drank too much lemonade?
A sourpuss!
Why was the waiter a good tennis player?
Because he was a good server!
