Why did the zebra like the movies back then?
They were in black and white!
What do you call a cow that mows your grass?
A lawn mooer!
What did the tie say to the hat?
“You go on a head, i’ll just hang around!”
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor!
Why don’t bulls make good sales men?
Because they charge too much!
How does a pen know how to start working when you are about to throw it away?
Because it has an ink-ling something is going to happen!
