What do you call a bike that is frozen?
A bicycle!
Where does a dog go to the bathroom?
In a PAW-TY!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chickens foot.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To meet his FLAT mate!
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
I’m stuck on you!
What’s black and white and purple all over?
A black and white photo with grape juice on it
