Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud then cross again?
Because she was a dirty double crosser!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don’t get too excited we are not at the theme park yet!
What grows in between your nose and your chin?
Twolips!
What’s the biggest ant in the world?
Giants!
Why did the boy eat his homework ??
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What does a spaceman have for lunch?
Launch!
