What’s black and white and purple all over?
A black and white photo with grape juice on it
What did the hot dog say when he won the race?
I’m a wiener!
What name did the pirate give his cat?
Garrrrrrrrrrrrfield!
Why don’t you play cards in the jungle?
There’s too many cheetahs!
Who always steals the soap?
The robber ducky!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
“Don’t look, I’m changing!”
