What do you get if you cross santa with a dog?
Santa paws!
What animal do you not want to play cards with?
A CHEETAH!
What is red and goes up and down?
A tomato in an elevator!
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed to do so.
What does the strongest man in the world can’t hold?
His breath!
Why did the hockey player graduate from college ?
Because that was his goal!
