What is awake and always alarmed?
An alarm clock!
Why did the pizza wear short clothes?
Because he was HOT!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witching you a happy Halloween!
Why did the doofus get fired from the banana factory?
Because he threw out all the bent ones!
What was dracula’s favorite game?
Follow the bleeder!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I love
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me.
