Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Because he likes to hoe,hoe,hoe!
When can 3 Tyrannosaurus Rex fit under an umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining!
What do you get if you cross santa with a dog?
Santa paws!
What animal do you not want to play cards with?
A CHEETAH!
What is red and goes up and down?
A tomato in an elevator!
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed to do so.
