What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
A tyrannosaurus hex!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road??
He didn’t have the guts to do it!
What did the man eating fish use for barbeques?
Spear Ribs
What did the son of the pharaoh ask to his dad?
Dad, where is mommy’s mummy?
In a Catholic school, the kids lined up for lunch. Near the end of the table was a plate of apples. On the apples was a note that said,”Take one, God is watching!” Further down the table was a plate of cookies. What did the note on the cookies say?
“Take all you want God is watching the apples!”
Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road on Christmas Eve?
He had no Christmas spirit to do it.
