Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road on Christmas Eve?
He had no Christmas spirit to do it.
Ramu : Where were you born?
Damu : In India.
Ramu : Which part?
Damu : Which part? My whole body was born in India!
What’s cute, fuzzy and bright purple?
A koala holding it’s breath!
How do you make one vanish?
Add a g at the beginning and its gone!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!
Why does a donkey close its eyes when it hee-haws?
Because it knows it by heart.
