Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witching you a happy Halloween!
Why did the doofus get fired from the banana factory?
Because he threw out all the bent ones!
What was dracula’s favorite game?
Follow the bleeder!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
I love
I love who?
I don’t know, you tell me.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Because he likes to hoe,hoe,hoe!
When can 3 Tyrannosaurus Rex fit under an umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining!
